random conversations

So, things have been pretty low-key around here, mostly due to the crappy weather, so I just thought I'd share some conversations/statements made by the little man.

(Said while my mom was on the phone with my dad): "Mom-mom, what is Pop-pop doing? Is he working in the garage or is he sitting on the couch?". Apparently these are the only options that are a possibility.

(Said while in mall): "Tyler, we need to go to one more store before we can go into the play area." "What store is it?" "It's called Motherhood Maternity." "Oh, it's one of those stores that sell clothes that fit your big fat belly."

(Said while walking into Olive Garden for dinner, as Tyler was discussing why I don't wear my Mickey Mouse shirt anymore that matches the one he was wearing): "Mommy, if it doesn't fit you anymore, does that mean you sold it on ebay?"

(Said while playing trains with his stuffed Mickey Mouse): "Mickey, you are in time out for four and a half hours. Why? Because you ate people, and we don't eat people".